Topsy-turvy signs #2

We’re getting to that time of year where the nights are drawing in and things are looking rather bleak. I mean where has life gone? What happened to it?

Have we even moved on from 1782?

We’ll have to cast our minds back to the summer, when nature was out in full force…

Maybe we had too much of a good thing…

Fortunately, cake always saves the day…

Perfect for dessert after a Pilates session?

I look 26 so hopefully they’ll let me buy a knife to cut the cake with…

You gotta take what you can get anyway…

What with the cost-of-living crisis, it’s a relief to know that some things are still free…

Weddings are definitely not free, but I do wonder about the wording choice used to advertise them…

That’s all Mona Lisa has to say about that!

Sometimes I feel like my life could go in so many different directions…

Thursday is the only certainty…

This train might not get me to Thursday, but at least I know I’m in safe hands…

Big Daz certainly has his priorities right…

Just don’t think about him too much…

Don’t look!

I really need the loo, but I don’t want to miss out on all the other attractions…

Take your pick…

If you’re lucky enough to be able to go that is…

And remember that your job could be worse…

Maybe we should all try socialing with eachother…

After all, there’s so much potential for family fragmentation these days…

Husbands take note…

Or you’ll end up in here…

Upon leaving everything will be so shaky…

So don’t attempt this…

Do what the dogs do…

They get all the best drinks anyway…

RIP Barbara, we can all relate…

Maybe she didn’t bend…

Or maybe she was trying to eat at unreasonable times…

And the shop closures made her LIVID…

As were the gas company when they realised that my house was built MOST INCONVENIENTLY…

In the end, I suppose it’s best not to take it all too seriously because…

See you next time!


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