It’s that time of year where something is definitely afoot…
There are feet everywhere, now that I mention it…
And MADNESS in the air…
No wonder we have more than just a screw loose…
We’re all too overwhelmed by choice, even washing our hands isn’t simple…
The birds and the bees are overwhelmed too…
…the directions we could go in are endless!
So maybe we should go against the grain?
Thankfully, some choices remain straightforward…
Picking a ringtone on a standard doorbell is not one of those choices however…
And parking always causes a ding dong…
Just be careful not to cause or accept offence…
No offence will be caused by overpayment at least…
Heck, if I did cause offence, maybe this is the gate for me…
No wonder folk are so down in the dumps…
Maybe they substituted a burger bun for lettuce…
Or maybe their relationship went south…
Shall we turn our attention to cheerier things?
Maybe you fancy a PREMIER BEVERAGE 🙂 with your pie…
Brews aside, the Brits retain a humble attitude, tentatively hedging their bets…
Speaking of hedges…
Does that scare you? You’ve seen nothing yet…
The poor editors are on edge…
Their fear is so strong…
Time for an afternoon snack… maybe…
Let’s try the Old Post Office instead to improve our stats…
Their soup and lattes are awfully dry…
Let’s hope there’s enough water to flush the loo…
Or else you’ll have to get your water here…
Just don’t jump in the river for it!
Keep welfare in mind at all times…
Especially when walking under this viaduct…
Do you think this signals a safe operation?
I’ll have a peek and find out…
But I won’t go looking for jam after dusk…
I’ll stay comfortable inside instead, as I hope this fan will keep me…
So wonder no more why things are afoot at the start of 2026: these farmers have the answer…
Until next time!
Laura writes... 